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gph 3:11 Wed Apr 28
Sometimes, minor news items
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boggle your mind.
"Police in Bavaria announced that the emergency is over, as the 'grenade' was actually a sex toy'.
What kind of sex toy could look like a grenade?
And how could you use it?
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Hammer and Pickle
6:34 Wed Apr 28
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Police are investigating after a Land Rover was smothered in butter in Salisbury.
The car was parked on Russell Road.
It was targeted between 3.30pm and 5pm on April 25.
Anyone who witnessed anything suspicious is urged to contact police on 101 quoting crime reference number 54210038913.
https://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/19264247.land-rover-smothered-butter-russell-road-salisbury/?fbclid=IwAR0CddzHVDKGfOJ8deJkpwDeIGDJY7C0E2c8FRrkcISak1A38i_o89YX5Hc
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collyrob
5:49 Wed Apr 28
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A German helmet ?
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Darlo Debs
5:48 Wed Apr 28
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Heehee. Ya cheeky bugger
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Worst Case Ontario
5:47 Wed Apr 28
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I've heard it said women are like grenades.
Pull the ring from them and seconds later your whole house is gone.
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Darlo Debs
5:42 Wed Apr 28
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Worst Case....Sometimes in the interests of consumer resear h you have to take one for the team.
Ok.that probably sounds quite wrong.
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joe royal
5:40 Wed Apr 28
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Nurse.
That video goes down well on a Facebook page.
Squatting Slavs in tracksuits.
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Worst Case Ontario
5:39 Wed Apr 28
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Darlo Debs 4:58 Wed Apr 28
It would take a hero to throw themselves on it, eh?
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Mr Anon
5:28 Wed Apr 28
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This was a funny local story that got my attention last week
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/19241452.police-clear-section-brighton-beach-amid-reports-suspect-device/
The funny but is the following line...
*"An unexploded WWII bomb was unearthed by a gardener today. Unfortunately, before it could be safely defused by Explosive Ordnance Disposal, the bomb rolled down the road and bounced into some bushes.*
*After spending almost 90 minutes unsuccessfully trying to re-find the device, EOD decided to call it a day, the area has been declared safe again, and the cordon has been removed"*
"Decided to call it a day"...it's like something out of Brass Eye :)
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Side of Ham
5:17 Wed Apr 28
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Maybe it's for the fannies that look like a grenade has gone off in it?
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Darlo Debs
4:58 Wed Apr 28
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Geep i'm thinking of getting one if i can remember my PIN number.
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riosleftsock
4:37 Wed Apr 28
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Haha, I like that Gopnik dancing is now a genre, "GOPSTYLE".
Bloke has got some moves, no way our Gopnik can cut shapes like that.
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Hammer and Pickle
4:34 Wed Apr 28
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That bad was it?
Never mind - you’ll have got used to it by now.
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Nurse Ratched
4:27 Wed Apr 28
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He already has, and he's celebrating:
https://youtu.be/1FcTosvaE3M
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riosleftsock
4:19 Wed Apr 28
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Nurse
You can tell Gopnik to come our of his flat now
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Nurse Ratched
4:16 Wed Apr 28
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How about this minor news item?
https://mothership.sg/2021/04/croissant-in-poland/
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